shart-nado:

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

It just gets BETTER AND BETTER

(Source: urbanclictionary)

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What a sad era when it is easier to smash an atom than a prejudice.
Albert Einstein (via purplebuddhaproject)

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best dad joke in film history. [via]

classic

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icanvassinheels:

Cosmospolitan… seems a bit more appropriate. And appealing.

icanvassinheels:

Cosmospolitan… seems a bit more appropriate. And appealing.

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